Saturday, October 15, 2005

WHIG Playhouse Theatre presents... 

hughes_goringCasting Call!

A WHIG Playhouse Theatre Production presents!
(you will have to visit the above link to make sense of the following. Sorry, I know it's complicated, but the show must go on)

I'll take Super Dave Osborne as Andrew Card. Juliette Lewis as Condi Rice (Yeah, I know, but it's the slutty part that counts). Bo Dietl as Nicholas E. Calio. Chevy Chase as Stephen Hadley. And Christopher Walken (must agree to shave off eyebrows) as Scooter Libby. Oh yeah, you're probably wondering about Judith Miller; well, she looks like a cross between Agent "99" and a space alien, so I'll just leave that one up to the special effects people.

And, lastly but not leastly, Hermann Goring as Karen Hughes. What?, Goring is dead? Ya don't say. When did that happen? No one tells me anything. Ok... we'll go with Streep.

Thats a wrap! Let's eat lunch.



Far out on the desert to the north dustspouts rose wobbling and augered the earth and some said they'd heard of pilgrims borne aloft like dervishes in those mindless coils to be dropped broken and bleeding upon the desert again and there perhaps to watch the thing that had destroyed them lurch onward like some drunken djinn and resolve itself once more into the elements from which it sprang. Out of that whirlwind no voice spoke and the pilgrim lying in his broken bones may cry out and in his anguish he may rage, but rage at what? And if the dried and blackened shell of him is found among the sands by travelers to come yet who can discover the engine of his ruin? ~ Cormac McCarthy Blood Meridian

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