Saturday, October 15, 2005
WHIG Playhouse Theatre presents...
Casting Call!
A WHIG Playhouse Theatre Production presents!
(you will have to visit the above link to make sense of the following. Sorry, I know it's complicated, but the show must go on)
I'll take Super Dave Osborne as Andrew Card. Juliette Lewis as Condi Rice (Yeah, I know, but it's the slutty part that counts). Bo Dietl as Nicholas E. Calio. Chevy Chase as Stephen Hadley. And Christopher Walken (must agree to shave off eyebrows) as Scooter Libby. Oh yeah, you're probably wondering about Judith Miller; well, she looks like a cross between Agent "99" and a space alien, so I'll just leave that one up to the special effects people.
And, lastly but not leastly, Hermann Goring as Karen Hughes. What?, Goring is dead? Ya don't say. When did that happen? No one tells me anything. Ok... we'll go with Streep.
Thats a wrap! Let's eat lunch.
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A WHIG Playhouse Theatre Production presents!
(you will have to visit the above link to make sense of the following. Sorry, I know it's complicated, but the show must go on)
I'll take Super Dave Osborne as Andrew Card. Juliette Lewis as Condi Rice (Yeah, I know, but it's the slutty part that counts). Bo Dietl as Nicholas E. Calio. Chevy Chase as Stephen Hadley. And Christopher Walken (must agree to shave off eyebrows) as Scooter Libby. Oh yeah, you're probably wondering about Judith Miller; well, she looks like a cross between Agent "99" and a space alien, so I'll just leave that one up to the special effects people.
And, lastly but not leastly, Hermann Goring as Karen Hughes. What?, Goring is dead? Ya don't say. When did that happen? No one tells me anything. Ok... we'll go with Streep.
Thats a wrap! Let's eat lunch.
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