Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Donkey Kicks Man in Face! 

(Weird Farm News; Oct 01) On Tuesday afternoon, Mr. Billy "pitch doctor" Frist of Affrontery was found wandering around in a muddle with his pants around his knees after being kicked squarely in the head by an ornery mule owned by Mr. Harry Reed of Accountability.

Mr. Frist hemmed and hawed and generally complained loudly about his injury and was subsequently transported to a local hospital where he was treated for the described indignity inflicted upon his person.

Mr Frist suffered only minor trauma and was treated and released to family members after being warned to refrain from future indescreet and potentially unbecoming stunts involving the backside of an ornery mule. He was also advised to keep his pants up around his waist in the future and to find himself a more becoming, constructive, and socially redeeming interest to pursue.

No charges were brought against Mr. Reed's ornery mule who was reportedly unharmed in the incident and described as "just doin' what comes natural."



Far out on the desert to the north dustspouts rose wobbling and augered the earth and some said they'd heard of pilgrims borne aloft like dervishes in those mindless coils to be dropped broken and bleeding upon the desert again and there perhaps to watch the thing that had destroyed them lurch onward like some drunken djinn and resolve itself once more into the elements from which it sprang. Out of that whirlwind no voice spoke and the pilgrim lying in his broken bones may cry out and in his anguish he may rage, but rage at what? And if the dried and blackened shell of him is found among the sands by travelers to come yet who can discover the engine of his ruin? ~ Cormac McCarthy Blood Meridian

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