Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Donkey Kicks Man in Face!
(Weird Farm News; Oct 01) On Tuesday afternoon, Mr. Billy "pitch doctor" Frist of Affrontery was found wandering around in a muddle with his pants around his knees after being kicked squarely in the head by an ornery mule owned by Mr. Harry Reed of Accountability.
Mr. Frist hemmed and hawed and generally complained loudly about his injury and was subsequently transported to a local hospital where he was treated for the described indignity inflicted upon his person.
Mr Frist suffered only minor trauma and was treated and released to family members after being warned to refrain from future indescreet and potentially unbecoming stunts involving the backside of an ornery mule. He was also advised to keep his pants up around his waist in the future and to find himself a more becoming, constructive, and socially redeeming interest to pursue.
No charges were brought against Mr. Reed's ornery mule who was reportedly unharmed in the incident and described as "just doin' what comes natural."
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Mr. Frist hemmed and hawed and generally complained loudly about his injury and was subsequently transported to a local hospital where he was treated for the described indignity inflicted upon his person.
Mr Frist suffered only minor trauma and was treated and released to family members after being warned to refrain from future indescreet and potentially unbecoming stunts involving the backside of an ornery mule. He was also advised to keep his pants up around his waist in the future and to find himself a more becoming, constructive, and socially redeeming interest to pursue.
No charges were brought against Mr. Reed's ornery mule who was reportedly unharmed in the incident and described as "just doin' what comes natural."
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