Friday, April 28, 2006
International Respect for Chickens Day
Granny gets it rolling. And has the important details! Like this picture here. Which i stole away with in the middle of the night like a chicken thief.
May 4th - get involved
= Invite Chicken a'la King to your city for a Head of State Dinner.
= Always put the chicken before the egg.
= Tune in, turn on, chicken out.
= If someone calls you a cluck... remind them that at least you ain't no turkey.
= Chickenhawks report to the nearest Foxnews henhouse. Or vice versa.
= Deep fry an effigy of Col Sanders on May 4th!
= Build a chicken coop and furnish it with expensive antiques.
= Support your local chicken liver transplant organ bank.
= Remind people that Chicken Little was a giant among folklorists and pessimists.
= Introduce America to the Seagull Salad Sandwich.
IRCD
There should be a flag or something.
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May 4th - get involved
= Invite Chicken a'la King to your city for a Head of State Dinner.
= Always put the chicken before the egg.
= Tune in, turn on, chicken out.
= If someone calls you a cluck... remind them that at least you ain't no turkey.
= Chickenhawks report to the nearest Foxnews henhouse. Or vice versa.
= Deep fry an effigy of Col Sanders on May 4th!
= Build a chicken coop and furnish it with expensive antiques.
= Support your local chicken liver transplant organ bank.
= Remind people that Chicken Little was a giant among folklorists and pessimists.
= Introduce America to the Seagull Salad Sandwich.
IRCD
There should be a flag or something.
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